haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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