I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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