Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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