She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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