how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
But break dance skills will only take you so far
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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