When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just had sex on a roof
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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