Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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