you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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