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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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