I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So. Much. Porn.
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