Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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