normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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