One girl and one boy is just not enough.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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