Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
