margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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