hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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