So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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