Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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