The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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