her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
