i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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