This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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