is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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