went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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