i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
