they need to just BURY HIM!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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