thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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