Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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