i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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