The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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