that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
