I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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