I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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