Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
