I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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