I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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