big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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