we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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