This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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