So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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