yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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