hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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