I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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