He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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