What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
