But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
FUCK WHALES
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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