It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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