well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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