and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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