the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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