i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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