did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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