It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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