There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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