hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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